J made a funny somewhat-metaphysical observation last night that is still making me laugh.
"If the world was a cup and heaven was a straw, would God be in the straw?"
Then this morning, Doug made an equally funny comment when he saw a guy wearing flip flops (a personal pet peeve of his).
"If I see a guy wearing flip flops, I have to wonder if he even has on clean underwear." He went on to explain that if the guy can't even be bothered to put on shoes, he probably can't be bothered to do any basic personal hygiene either. The comment alone was priceless though.
Good stuff to start my weekend off right!
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About Me
- Bored Mommy
- near Memphis, TN, United States
- Am I still bored? Not really. I have a great husband, a fascinating 5-year old, hobbies to keep me creatively satisfied, and a full-time job to keep me fed. These are the little stories of my life that I hope to include in my scrapbooks when I have the time.
Best Movies I've Seen: These are just in alphabetical order and I'm sure I've forgotten some.
- 12 Angry Men (1957)
- 21 Grams (2003)
- 25th Hour (2002)
- 61* (2001)
- 9 to 5 (1980)
- A History of Violence (2005)
- A Mighty Wind (2003)
- A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
- About Schmidt (2002)
- Adaptation (2002)
- All About Eve (1950)
- Amadeus (1984)
- Amelie (2001)
- American Beauty (1999)
- Amistad (1997)
- An Affair to Remember (1957)
- Angela's Ashes (1999)
- Apollo 13 (1995)
- Apt Pupil (1998)
- As Good As It Gets (1997)
- Auntie Mame (1958)
- Back to the Future (1985)
- Band of Brothers (2001)
- Billy Elliot (2000)
- Black Hawk Down (2001)
- Blazing Saddles (1974)
- Blow (2001)
- Boogie Nights (1997)
- Braveheart (1995)
- Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
- Capote (2005)
- Cast Away (2000)
- Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958)
- Chaplin: The Movie (1992)
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
- Chicago (2002)
- Chocolat (2000)
- Cold Mountain (2003)
- Con Air (1997)
- Contact (1997)
- Cop Land (1997)
- Crash (2005)
- Dead Poet's Society (1989)
- Door to Door (2002)
- Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
- Falling Down (1993)
- Fargo (1996)
- Fiddler on the Roof (1971)
- For the Boys (1991)
- Forrest Gump (1994)
- Frequency (2000)
- Frida (2002)
- Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
- Gangs of New York (2002)
- Gardens of Stone (1987)
- Gods and Monsters (1998)
- Gone With the Wind (1939)
- Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
- GoodFellas (1990)
- Grease (1978)
- Gremlins (1984)
- Groundhog Day (1993)
- Gypsy (1962 & 1993)
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
- Hero (2002)
- Home for the Holidays (1995)
- Hotel Rwanda (2005)
- I Am Sam (2001)
- In Dreams (1999)
- In the Bedroom (2001)
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
- Jakob the Liar (1999)
- L.A. Confidential (1997)
- Leap of Faith (1992)
- Letters from Iwo Jima (2007)
- Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
- Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
- Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001, 2002, 2003)
- Lost in Translation (2003)
- Magnolia (1999)
- Memento (2000)
- Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (1997)
- Moulin Rouge (2001)
- Mr. Holland's Opus (1995)
- My Fair Lady (1964)
- O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
- Pet Semetary (1989)
- Philadelphia (1993)
- Poltergeist (1982)
- Radio (2003)
- Raising Arizona (1987)
- Ratatouille (2007)
- Remember the Titans (2000)
- Romeo + Juliet (1996)
- Saving Private Ryan (1998)
- Scent of a Woman (1992)
- Schindler's List (1993)
- Seven Year Itch (1955)
- Shakespeare in Love (1998)
- Sideways (2004)
- Signs (2002)
- Sling Blade (1996)
- Some Like It Hot (1959)
- Spitfire Grill (1996)
- The Abyss (1989)
- The Blues Brothers (1980)
- The Breakfast Club (1985)
- The Crying Game (1992)
- The Departed (2006)
- The Fabulous Baker Boys (1989)
- The Game (1997)
- The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
- The Gift (2000)
- The Godfather, Parts I and II (1972 & 1974)
- The Good Girl (2002)
- The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
- The Guru (2003)
- The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
- The Incredibles (2004)
- The King and I (1956)
- The Little Mermaid (1989)
- The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
- The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
- The Pianist (2002)
- The Piano (1993)
- The Professional (1994)
- The Red Violin (1998)
- The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
- The Shipping News (2001)
- The Temptations (1998)
- The Ten Commandments (1956)
- The Three Faces of Eve (1957)
- The Truman Show (1998)
- The Usual Suspects (1995)
- The Wizard of Oz (1939)
- Three Kings (1999)
- To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
- To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything (1995)
- Tombstone (1993)
- Unfaithful (2002)
- Unforgiven (1992)
- Waiting for Guffman (1996)
- War Games (1983)
- Wayne's World (1992)
- We Were Soldiers (2002)
- What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
- What's Love Got to Do With It (1993)
- When Harry Met Sally (1989)
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)
- Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
- Wonder Boys (2000)
